Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
