Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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