Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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