But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
