i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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