Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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