i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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