I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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