I should be sponsored by Trojan
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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