is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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