I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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