Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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