the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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