Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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