I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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