Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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