Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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