and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
