some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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