I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
