Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's never too late to be topless.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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