she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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