Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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