Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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