Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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