Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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