So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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