we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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