Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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