Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
