The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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