the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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