I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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