: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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