her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
