so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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