This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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