i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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