Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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