are you still at the devil's house?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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