your room smells of hookers.
And success
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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