i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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