we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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