using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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