this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I deserve this hangover.
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