there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
