Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
time to smoke my breakfast
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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