I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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