you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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