i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
