the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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