Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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