weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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