he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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