You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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