How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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